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WIP: Primer to the Dark Arts - Complete!

Primer to the Dark Arts - Harry/Ron, Harry/Snape
Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, moral dilemmas, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's naughty, naughty library.

Kissing Letter by Dragon Lassie - Quick Time Faerie by Dragon Lassie
Translated into Polish by Rachell.

Snape Manor - Harry/Snape (sequel jossed by canon)
Harry spends his summer doing magical repairs to the deadly Snape Manor, and finds a lot more than skeletons in Snape's closet. Features mad genius, odd inventions, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater - and a past that is better left buried. Sequel to Primer to the Dark Arts.

WIP: Not My Affair - Drabble series Complete!

Not My Affair (compiled into one story)
Ron was stunned at the transformation. Every year the Ministry Christmas party began as a stuffy, drab affair. And every year as the drinks flowed and ties were loosened, uptight employees unwound like tight springs; someone sang dirty limericks, someone else did a striptease in the upper Atrium… and inevitably, someone went home with the wrong person. Though Percy usually managed to avoid such antics. (Adult topic. You've been forewarned.)

Not My Affair Part II
The day after the office party, Ron's POV.

Not My Affair Part III
An unwelcome visitor.

Not My Affair Part IV - April...
The April Fool's day version of part four.

Not My Affair Part IV
The real version of part four: Bill.

Not My Affair Part V
Christmas bliss.


Rising Sun - Harry/Cho
Harry and Cho slip off together and learn a tough lesson about too much, too soon. Features teenage angst, messy relationships, male-bonding and medieval Hogwarts' traditions. Rising Sun was written for McTabby's 'Blame Somebody Else' challenge; as a Harry/Snape shipper and almost exclusiveslash writer, the 'fic wheel of doom' challenged me to write Harry/Cho.


A Moment of Sin - Snape/Guess!
Severus Snape slips into the smarmy, sleazy part of Hogsmeade for a little illicit fun. Well he does deserve it, doesn't he? Unfortunately his date turns out to be a piece of work. *Slash* 'R' rating for moral gray areas. Followed by A Scandalous Interview.

Silk Stockings Harry/Percy. R.NEW!
Harry takes Percy to an elegant restaurant. What people don't know won't hurt them. A follow-up to Council of Obvious Edicts.

Mocking Disney Harry/Cedric. R. NEW!
A little soft moment in the Prefects' Bath, set to tunes from Dumbo.

The Big Secret - Percy/Bill. Drabble.
Sushi received an email with the heading "incest!" Naturally this got her hopes up that someone had sent her some Percy/Bill. Alas, they were quickly dashed: it was only a virus. So a group of us gathered and wrote her some Percy/Bill, to help her get over the crushing disappointment.

Featherlight - Harry/Ron. Drabble.
Harry and Ron naughtiness, written for HP100 a while ago actually.

Percy Weasley Finds A Loophole - Percy/Dumbledore. Drabble.
Torturing Percy again... Ygrane mentioned a particular Squicky pairing. Ah. I couldn't resist.

Guy Talk - Harry/Ron
The Gryffindor dorm is abuzz with laughter and gossip after curfew as the boys cover for their friends' hot date. The talk turns to sex, and Harry gives away a tad too much information. "Oh. I've been around," Harry said evasively. Everyone turned towards him. If he was going out with anyone it was news to them. But it would be just like Harry to keep it a secret.

A '57 Vincent And A Red-Headed Boy - Ron/Sirius
"What's that?" Ron shouted over the noise. It was long, sleek and black, and purred like a wildcat... it was beautiful. Male-bonding, motorcycles and bad boys. Sirius takes Ron out for a wild ride.

More Than One Way To Win - Tom/Harry
For Auxphono. Tom Riddle challenges Harry. Icarus tries to be artsy.

Weasleys Come in Twos and Threes - Fred/Harry/George
For Lyricalnights. Good morning fluff.

Deep Throat - Percy/Severus
For Chaos Rose. This one begs for a sequel: Severus contacts a traitor and the plot thickens.

Safeword - Percy/Severus
For Wired Lizard. Ouch is not a safeword.

Rat For Dessert - Peter/Severus
For Greenie. An amusingly wicked moment in Peter's life as a Death Eater.

Oh, What The Hell (Note: unbeta'd) - Harry/Ron, Neville
Poor Neville knows far too much. "Not here, not here!"

A New Theory - Luna/Ron/Harry, Twins Drabble.
You know Luna is like this.

Ron/Teaspoon - Ron/Harry, Drabble.
McTabby's Ron/Teaspoon icon is finally explained.

Realistic Morning Sex - Ron/Draco drabble
Koanju wanted realistic morning sex? I'd say this is realistic.

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