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Harry Potter: PG-13 Stories

WIP: First Signs of Magic series - complete!

First Signs of Magic: Hermione Granger - 38k.
Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. What do they do? "As a family, they made the decision to panic." Includes vampires, uncomfortable chairs, and singing hospital orderlies. The mystery of lost paperwork is solved.

Hermione's Homework by CrockyWock

First Signs of Magic: Draco Malfoy - 18k.
Five-year-old Draco Malfoy, perfect as a china doll, shows his first signs of magic. An unsuspecting nanny pays the price. We always knew he was a brat. Warning: Malfoy humour.

King Brat by Denise

First Signs of Magic: Severus Snape - 24k.
Severus Snape still hasn't had his first signs of magic, and his grandfather wants to see him. His grandfather. A notorious wizard who hasn't been seen in public for nearly a decade, though the family insists that, yes, he is alive. What shall the Snapes do about Severus? Warning: Snapely creepiness.


Cursed Artefacts For Sale - Harry/Snape. 57k.
Severus drags Harry to a Wizarding auction. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "like most compulsions to collect. But it's very a popular one and I plan to beat everyone else to it." Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

Drunken Domesticity - Harry and Ron, Harry/Snape. 15k.
Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - *when* will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com . Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

Translated into Thai by Choco

Your Friendly Neighborhood Death Eater - Snape/Other. 17k.
Young Severus Snape is hunted by a Death Eater Lothario. "The Death Eaters had grown from a centuries-old club for blue-blooded Wizards to something distinctly more dangerous." This is for all of you who asked to learn more about Severus' old love, Torvald, a man who appeared briefly in the 'Primer to the Dark Arts.' Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

Rare Scottish Snow - Severus/Harry, with extra snark for Bluemoon02. 6k.
Such an early snow is rare in Scotland, and Harry does something rather foolish. But it's worth it. Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

Far Too Personal - Ron/Snape. 22k.
"Student, tall, beater's build.." Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, but he was close enough. Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his 'assets.' Unfortunately, his date did the same. Followed by Two Men On Top.

The Albatross PG-13. Percy/Snape. 21k.
Unguents, Oils & Apothecary: Severus Snape's shop was famous for the worst service in Diagon Alley. That is, until his assistant finished eighteen months in Azkeban.

A Shift In The Wind Snape/Peter. PG-13. 6k.NEW!
It's New Year's Eve, and Snape has new friends.

Armistice And Crystal Draco/Bill. PG-13. 7k.NEW!
Draco's first holiday ball after Voldemort's demise has a gatecrasher.

War Letters Percy/Lucius. PG-13. 6k.NEW!
In a series of correspondence, Percy passes a test of loyalty.

In Servitude. PG-13. Snape/Peter. 6k.
Severus has a Marauder in his clutches. What do you think he'll do? As Cordelia said, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. *cackles, rubs hands together in evil glee.*

Pin-Up Percy. PG-13, Percy Weasley. 15k.
Percy Weasley is honoured with the opportunity to pose for "the calendar of prominent up-and-coming Ministry employees for Dolittle's Squib Education Fund." Trouble is, there's no such thing.

Stand In The Ruins Ron/Draco Beg Me For It Part V. 23k.
The aftermath of the battle for the Ministry. "So déjà vu. Here I am again on the steps of the Ministry, for the first time in eight months. And all we've done together, all of it, is running through my mind. Crazy as it all sounds, I wouldn’t change a thing."The series begins here.

Crossed Signals Harry/Ron. 6k.
Harry's been dating red-heads. Lots of red-heads. And Ron thinks he knows why.

Job Security - Percy/Fudge. Drabble. 6k.
On the eve of the Death Eater victory, Percy has a new job description. I don't know why I can't resist tormenting Percy. This is in response to McTabby's Sorting Cat challenge.

Ron's Worst Nightmare - Percy/Lavender. Drabble. 4k.
While going through the list of Percy Ficathon challenges, one of the pairings made Ursula shudder. Who could resist?

An Irresistible Photo - Harry/Ron. 12k.
Short and fun. Ron and Harry are the unintended victims of a budding artist. One must be really careful when there is 'photo finishing' available.

Scarred - Ron/Draco. 12k.
A gentle, romantic piece. Those who try to place Ron's old life back in his hands don't understand: he doesn't belong in that life anymore. So Ron decides to do something about it. Part six of the 'Beg Me for It' story arc.

Name Dropping - Draco/Ron Part II of Reunion. 49k.
Draco and Severus trade scurrilous rumours. I wondered why so many have teenage love affairs end in marriage. What if the ordinary happened, and they went their separate ways, then met up again, ten years later?

At Fauntleroy and Diagon Alley - Harry/Ron. 12k.
In which a naive Harry is taught what 'Gay-dar' is in a seedy part of Diagon Alley, "I'm drawing too much attention." A more worldly Ron Is Very Amused.

Christmas Fluff - Percy/Harry. 6k.
For Haku Kaen. Exactly what it says.

In November - Neville/Ron. 4k.
For Ursule. First kiss under a chill November sky.

A Little Night Music - Hermione/Rita. 5k.
For Mark356. A captive Rita really bugs Hermione. Heh-heh-heh.

It Was All Right - Harry/Ron. 5k.
For Ragnhildholm. That strange border between friends and a little more (post-OotP Harry).

Six Week Charade - Ron/Draco. 7k.
For Thywillbedone. Beg Me For It universe. The Death Eaters don't give a damn if Ron is sick. But Draco does.

Break Up Challenge - Harry/Ron. 3k.
Veelainc Break Up Challenge. Harry, will you never learn?

Christmas Lilies - Harry/Percy. 6k.
Follow up to Skinny Dipping. Harry and Percy quietly exchange presents.


The Hat Trick - Ron/Hermione. 60k.
Quidditch. Corruption. Ex-Cannons coach Ron Weasley knows far too much. Two years ago he was caught between his girlfriend and his career. Now he has another hard choice to make. In gambling: a hat trick... a risky, high-stakes bet.

Ron Weasley's Jumper by Lizard


The Metronome Lucius/Tom Riddle. PG-13. Gen. 47k.NEW!
"Lord what?" Lucius laughed. At sixteen, it seemed the Malfoy heir had everything, but he knew what was out of reach. An unknown dark wizard offers him the impossible.

Ron As 'Q' Ron/Sirius. PG. Gen. 5k.NEW!
Ron's in charge of designing magical Auror gadgets.

Pirate Peter Peter Pettigrew. PG. Gen. 5k.NEW!
An old enemy returns and a rat shows his true colours.

Guy Fawkes Day Twins/Flitwick. G. Gen. 8k.NEW!
There was nothing more terrifying than the utter glee on the Weasley twins' faces. Professor Flitwick should know better by now.

Accomplices Harry/Snape, Gen. PG. 5k.NEW!
Harry and Snape chained up in a basement.

Unwelcome Advances Minerva/Twins. PG. 6k.NEW!
Minerva fends off a persistent secret admirer.

Quidditch Windswept - Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy. Drabble. 4k.
What a father sees and the truth are often far apart.

An Opening - Severus Snape
A 20-year-old Severus Snape 'celebrates' Harry Potter Day, one year after the defeat of Voldemort. Unfortunately, he has to ask a favour.

Mr Archibald Fletcher's Revenge - 4k.
Mr Archibald Fletcher was eccentric, even for a wizard. His last will and testament was bound to create a little trouble.

Comfortably Numb - Percy Weasley. 4k.
Percy Weasley receives a letter from home.

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